there's a reason it's a stereotype

this is the opening weekend of college football. i love it. tonight, i am lying on the bed, and flipping back and forth between the ou/uab game, the notre dame/georgia tech game, and the usc/arkansas game. this is exactly the situation for which a remote control was designed. thank you, whoever you are.

i also had begun to forget something i know to be important: i hate the oklahoma sooners. i hate their colors. i hate their stupid song. i hate that wagon thing they drive around. i hate their toothless fans. most of all i hate their classless players. what has ever come out of oklahoma that benefited anyone? their school and state is a celebration of stealing land from the indigenous tribes. i hope you're proud.

i hate them unlike any other, and ever will this feeling burn.