you're gonna have to muscle up, big guy, to get it out there. give it the ol' steroid jerk!

last weekend was the annual church golf tournament. dad, dave smith, keith ireland, and i played one under at plum creek. we had two bogeys in a select-shot formatted tournament...unbelievable. sadly, one under was good enough for third place. that should tell you all you need to know about the level of competition; but, i still out-drove everyone else on the designated hole. at my age, you learn to take the victories where ever they can be found. besides, jackson likes appropriating my trophies; and this is the first one for golf.